Intro:
Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot.
Take a jumbo across the water, like to see America.
See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do.
Could we have kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear, Mummy dear.
They got to have 'em in Texas 'cos everyone's a millionaire.
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker, I'm playing my jokes upon you,
While there's nothing better to do.
Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend, we never seem to get along.
Take a jumbo 'cross the water, like to see America.
See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true,
but there's not a lot I can do. |
